Dog food! - Cos this may save us the world.
£100 for someone to change 25 light bulbs! - Do it yourself you lazy git.
Cleaning of swimming pool! - In England why do you need a pool.
Piano tuned! - Pianos stop recessions or just make them more tuneful.
Moat cleared! - A moat for goodness sake.
How annoying, on the news all the MP's are saying its stupid that we have claimed for these luxuries and we are sorry. Well you suddent have claimed them in the first place.
Another MP has said he will pay £40k back. It shows how much dosh they have lying around when they can make a decision like that so quick.